In the wake of the enormous ratings success of Super Tuesday, the media has decided to assign exciting names to all the other days on the primary calendar.  Here’s the remaining schedule.
( = Republican only, = Democrat only)

Feb. 9 - Showcase Showdown Saturday
Kansas caucuses
Louisiana primaries
Nebraska caucuses
Washington caucuses

Feb. 10 - Any Given Sunday
Maine caucuses

Feb. 12 - Hannah Mon-Tuesday
D.C. primaries
Maryland primaries
Virginia primaries

Feb. 19 - Super Tuesday IV: The Quest for Peace
Hawaii caucuses
Wisconsin primaries

Mar. 4 - No Limit Texas Tuesday
Ohio primaries
Rhode Island primaries
Texas primaries
Vermont primaries

Mar. 8 - Super Soak That Ohhhh!!! Saturday
Wyoming caucuses

Mar. 11 - Race, Gender, and Dance War Tuesday
Mississippi primaries

Apr. 22 - Apple iTuesday
Pennsylvania primaries

May 6 - Facebook/Myspace/Friendster Tuesday
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Indiana primaries
North Carolina primaries

May 13 - Operation Enduring Tuesday
Nebraska primaries
West Virginia primaries

May 18 - Flesh-Eating Mad Cow Sunday
Hawaii convention

May 20 - Frickin’ Sweet Tuesday
Kentucky primaries
Oregon primaries

May 27 - Vote For The Worst Tuesday
Idaho primaries

June 3 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuesday
Montana primary
New Mexico primary
South Dakota primaries