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The Bible according to James Carville

By Griffin · March 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

James Carville went just a bit overboard this weekend describing former Clinton administration cabinet member Bill Richardson’s endorsement of Barack Obama:

Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic.

For those of you keeping score at home, that would make Richardson Judas, Hillary Clinton Jesus, and Barack Obama… what, a pharisee?  Here is the corresponding Bible passage from the Book of Carville, chapter 26, verses 17-25:

The Last Supper

When evening came, Hillary was reclining at the table with former Clinton adminstration staffers. And while they were eating, she said, “I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me.”

They were very sad and began to say to her one after the other, “Surely not I, Senator?”

Hillary replied, “The one who has dipped his hand into the Super Bowl salsa dish with my husband will betray me. The Wife of Clinton will go just as it is written about her. But woe to that man who betrays the Wife of Clinton! It would be better for him if he had not been born.”

Then Bill Richardson, the one who would betray her, said, “Surely not I, Senator?”

Hillary answered, “Yes, it is you.  And you are so not gonna be my Vice President.”

Happy Easter.

Tags: Barack Obama · Bill Richardson · Democrats · Hillary Clinton

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