Who knew she could be this funny?

Some surprisingly risque material from a potential first lady… Oh, wait, what? Betty who? Oh. Then let’s try this again.

There, that’s the real Cindy McCain. As you can see, she’s much better suited to play the traditional first lady attack dog role. And by “better suited,” I mean wildly out of place. And by “traditional,” I mean, “What in the world is John McCain thinking having his wife make political attacks???” Even Bush knows better than that.