This photo, which proves once and for all that Barack Obama is a Marxist, was leaked to Fox News today by an unknown source:

Shortly thereafter, exactly one-third of the cable news channels and ten percent of the political blogosphere was buzzing over this devastating development for the Obama campaign a mere seven days before the election:

John Moody, the Executive VP of Fox News, made the following statement on the importance of this new evidence and why the Fox News Channel will now replace all programming with a 24-hour-a-day feed of this photo:

If this photo is verified, some voters may revisit their support for Senator Obama, not because they are capitalists, but because they suddenly feel they do not know enough about the Democratic nominee.

If the photo turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to epic failure.